MacArthur’s has been acquired by McDonald’s in a transaction so imaginary that the closing documents were signed in disappearing ink, according to people not involved because none of this happened.
The new concept will preserve the venue’s live music while adding the operational efficiency required to deliver a hash brown during a guitar solo.
Under preliminary plans, musicians will continue performing onstage. Customers who applaud within 30 seconds may be asked whether they would like to make it a combo.
Local character, nationally consistent napkins
The familiar atmosphere will remain, although each table may receive a number and the phrase “I’ll have the usual” will be standardized across participating locations.
Executives reportedly promised that the coffee will improve through a proprietary system involving hotter water, recognizable cup sizes and a lid that stays attached while walking.
Regulars expressed cautious optimism about the breakfast menu but asked whether touring musicians would be permitted to use the drive-through. Designers are studying a loading window large enough for a guitar case but too small for a drummer’s opinions.
The first combined concert and breakfast service is expected shortly after the project receives approval from the Committee on Golden Architectural Features.
Live music will continue.
Breakfast may now be served all day, subject to corporate mood.